Last Mothers' Day, we came home to find our apartment had been broken into and we'd been robbed.
This Mothers' Day, we came home to find Jubilee had broken into my yarn, strung out more than five skeins across the house, tore the entire table cloth and contents (serving tray, candle, salt and pepper shakers) off the dining room table, and broke a vintage glass pitcher.
Happy Mothers' Day, indeed.